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| Okay, my new journal is up and running. If you would like to follow the
CRRAAZZYY antics that are sure to follow up the launch of the new
journal, go ahead and add me.
The new journal is... (drum roll please)
SOUR_SOMETHINGS
The name has to do with a comic I started a long while ago and have
continued to remake and revise over the years. It started off as
Twisted Mind Comics, but that sounds more like a publishing company.
And it sucks. And... yeah.
So come check it out. I'll be adding all of you asap, so just be patient as I transfer the names.
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| I'm closing this journal. I'll keep it online for archive and picture
hosting purposes, but I'm sick of this screen name. It has nothing to
do with me really, and I'm sick of the design..... I'm just too
attached to it to throw it out. PLUS I have another 5 months or so on
my premium.
Originally the plan was to move over to LiveJournal. But I can't figure
out if their premium let's you customize the way I want to. I tried
reading the literature, but it was the most horribly overly complicated
piece of shit I've ever read. SOOOO I'm stuck at xanga with immature
emo 12 year olds with just OmG HoRRriBlE LiVeS!!!11!1!. Wankers. Not
that LJ was any better, but at least it was bigger so I can have a
smaller chance of running into these idiots (and the stats they have
show most of the people are 18+ anyways).
With that said, see ya, fuck off, TtTTyYllLL, whatever. I might post a
link to my new one. Maybe. Or maybe I'll make a private post about
it... *shrug*
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| I still can't figure out if the leap I took is going to end up with me
floating down to a large air mattress, or smashing into a pile of rusty
nails.
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| So I did the math and if I want to be able to eat at ALL by the end of
the quarter, I can only have one meal a day. That meal cannot exceed
$5, which means there is only one kind of meal I can pick up. It's a
220 calorie vegetarian ravioli dish.
The biggest piece of bullshit is that I haven't splurged at all. Hell
I've been stealing more than buying. Yet this "recommended meal plan"
can't even last half a quarter. That's with me eating twice a day (max
of $10 a day) and stealing most of the time. Some meal plan...
Dorm life is so fucking fun I can't even stand it. 
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| o SickBoy Oo: pick a number between 1-10
mmmmiko: SEVEN
o SickBoy Oo: you lose
mmmmiko: shit.
o SickBoy Oo: now you have to give me your first born
mmmmiko: NOT AGAIN
o SickBoy Oo: fine. then kris' first born
o SickBoy Oo: you must snatch it from his womb
mmmmiko: everytime..
mmmmiko: what was the game
o SickBoy Oo: to see if i'd do homework or slack off and get fuck faced
o SickBoy Oo: but i have all day tomorrow to do homework
o SickBoy Oo: sooooo
o SickBoy Oo: even though i lost this game (twice), i think i'm going to go with it
o SickBoy Oo: er... *not go with it
mmmmiko: haha
mmmmiko: my goal is to be in bed by 330am
o SickBoy Oo: what time is it now?
mmmmiko: 240
mmmmiko: brb
o SickBoy Oo: NEVAR
Auto response from mmmmiko: toilet time
o SickBoy Oo: ew
o SickBoy Oo: only dirty people poop
o SickBoy Oo: I CAN HEAR IT FROM HERE
o SickBoy Oo: filthy miko
o SickBoy Oo: did i ever tell ya about the time i pooped in a urinal? well i did.
o SickBoy Oo: but i was too short, so i had to sit in it with my legs suspended in the air
o SickBoy Oo: and this other time i pooped in a lunchbox and hid it at my baby sitters house
o SickBoy Oo: i dont think she thought it was quite as funny as i did
o SickBoy Oo: back when i was in Nam i was trapped behind enemy lines and i had to poop in a baggie. then we had to tie it around our necks
o SickBoy Oo: cause they have really strict pooper scooper laws in Vietnam
o SickBoy Oo: at least back in my day
o SickBoy Oo: we used agent orange for toilet paper and washed our hands in napalm
o SickBoy Oo: had to use chucks of head and arm to dry em
o SickBoy Oo: those were the days
o SickBoy Oo: are you done pooping yet?
mmmmiko: yes
o SickBoy Oo: good. and did you slap kaela for effect afterwards?
mmmmiko: it was grand
mmmmiko: yes
o SickBoy Oo:
excellent. can't let people like her get outta line. so you gotta smack
em every once in awhile. i usually do it when they have coffee or
babies in their hands
o SickBoy Oo: and then i smack the baby as well. never too soon to learn obedience
mmmmiko: shake the baby
o SickBoy Oo: or sucker punch it
o SickBoy Oo: right in the throat
o SickBoy Oo: stupid babies
mmmmiko: they've done nothing good
o SickBoy Oo: lazy little puddles of fat. dont work. dont cook. what good are they?!
mmmmiko: none. hurl them into the ocean
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